{"id":96,"date":"2021-07-25T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-25T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/?p=96"},"modified":"2022-03-27T17:37:00","modified_gmt":"2022-03-27T15:37:00","slug":"burak-zwyczajny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/index.php\/2021\/07\/25\/burak-zwyczajny\/","title":{"rendered":"Burak zwyczajny"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Na lekcjach biologii k\u0142adli mi do g\u0142owy:<br>\u201eBurak jest pastewny, cukrowy, \u0107wik\u0142owy\u201d.<br>Lecz dzi\u015b dokona\u0142em odkrycia nie lada,<br>W kolejce spotka\u0142em buraka co gada.<br><br>Z wygl\u0105du okr\u0105g\u0142y i taki niewielki,<br>Na czole z w\u015bciek\u0142o\u015bci od potu kropelki,<br>I jak u buraka, twarz krwi\u015bcie czerwona,<br>By wi\u0119cej nie gada\u0107 &#8211; mia\u0142 wygl\u0105d bufona.<br><br>\u2014 Pan chyba tu nie sta\u0142 &#8211; (gdzie\u015b tekst ten s\u0142ysza\u0142em),<br>\u2014 Szanowny m\u00f3j panie, chyba jednak sta\u0142em.<br>Lecz je\u015bli pan wszak\u017ce jak\u0105\u015b krzywd\u0119 czuje,<br>To przodem zapraszam, pan si\u0119 nie kr\u0119puje.<br><br>I tak oto burak z licem troglodyty,<br>Uprzejmo\u015bci\u0105 zosta\u0142 z panta\u0142yku zbity,<br>Bo gdy z chamstwem idziesz na zwarcie jak z bykiem,<br>To walcz z nim u\u015bmiechem &#8211; podkre\u015bli\u0107 w\u0119\u017cykiem!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" class=\"stravalink\" href=\"https:\/\/www.strava.com\/activities\/5796089727\" target=\"_blank\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"32\" height=\"32\" class=\"wp-image-174\" style=\"width: 32px;\" src=\"https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/strava.png\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/strava.png 188w, https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/strava-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 32px) 100vw, 32px\" \/>Ekspozycja na endorfiny na dystansie 141.49 km, przez 5h 40m 14s<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na lekcjach biologii k\u0142adli mi do g\u0142owy:\u201eBurak jest pastewny, cukrowy, \u0107wik\u0142owy\u201d.Lecz dzi\u015b dokona\u0142em odkrycia nie lada,W kolejce spotka\u0142em buraka co gada. Z wygl\u0105du okr\u0105g\u0142y i taki niewielki,Na czole z w\u015bciek\u0142o\u015bci od potu kropelki,I jak u buraka, twarz krwi\u015bcie czerwona,By wi\u0119cej nie gada\u0107 &#8211; mia\u0142 wygl\u0105d bufona. \u2014 Pan chyba tu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-endorfiki"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":197,"href":"https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions\/197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/endorfiki.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}